I have the body of a goddess. Unfortunately, that goddess is the voluptuous Venus of Willendorf.
Our prolonged and patiently-born suffering is nearing its end.
Do not drive or operate machinery while reading. The server hosting megsie.com crashed unexpectedly, and although I’ve been able to salvage most of the content, I am essentially starting from scratch and will re-publish archives over time, as I am able to restore them.