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The Ultimate Beach Body Quiz

Are your internal organs covered by large swaths of non-porous dermal tissue?

Sand adheres to internal organs that are not sufficiently protected. So if you don't already have one, be sure to invest in an intact skin (or skin-like covering) before you head to the beach!

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    1 month ago Behold, with what love and devotion he gazes upon me!
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    2 months ago Rum? Yes, please.

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