Browsing the archives for the wordplay tag
Do we grow into our names, or do our parents just have a weird sixth sense about the infant child’s personality? For instance, most Megans (and Meghan, Meagan, Maegan, Meaghan, Megin, Meeghan – all actual spellings) are, as stated in part one of the post by the same name, whores and bitches (SIDEBAR: I did [...]
I’d like to set the record straight for the good people of Westboro Baptist Church (you know, the ever-delightful God Hates Fags folks). They seem to be somewhat remiss in their understanding of the Almighty’s personal tastes. I have therefore taken the liberty of creating The Comprehensive List of Everything God Really Hates: God hates [...]
1. “Congrats” (or worse, “grats”). It’s NOT the thought that counts when you can’t even be bothered to spell out the word. 2. “Y’all” and “all y’all” ESPECIALLY atrocious when the former is used to refer to just one person. Please secede, Texas. I really thought electing a black president would push you over the [...]