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As of last Thursday I have a New and Improved Job, Version 2.0. My previous job was as a barista — although, I never did make any coffee. When I was offered the New and Improved Job, I felt rather badly about quitting, that is until the owner peevishly told me that she had “turned [...]
Note: In general I try to keep this blog upbeat, but every once in a while things happen that I believe justify a more serious tone. I promise to continue my lame attempts at humour in the future. To my great disgust and sorrow, I recently found out that my ex, the Rapist (whom I [...]
Me: We should get married. Him: Bad idea. Me: Why? You LOVE me! Him: True, but you’d only be marrying me for my money. Me: So? You could have affairs on the side, I don’t care. God knows, I’ll have affairs! How am I supposed to have affairs if I don’t have a husband? Otherwise, [...]