Browsing the archives for the pop-culture tag
What’s the opposite of a shopaholic? A shopping tee-totaller? Because I am that. I hate it. Loathe it. Despise it, even (among other useful synonyms). I feel physically ill after I spend money. It’s bad. I feel guilty after buying anything, even groceries. I feel the same dirty guilt that my celibate Christian friends must [...]
I haven’t posted anything recently, the reason being that I dislike writing about Being Depressed, present tense, and when I Am Depressed, I’m not particularly creative, because all my energy goes into Trying Not to Be Depressed and Feeling Like a Failure For Being Depressed. Vicious cycle. So here I am, Depressed, in the present [...]
Dear Semi-Literate English-Speaking Public: Please refrain from inflicting your pathetic linguistic gyrations on the rest of humanity. If you are too lazy to learn to write in an intelligent (or even intelligible) fashion, yet you still insist on exercising your right to free speech (even though you sound like a lobotomised monkey), please do not [...]