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Articulately-Infantalising Road Rage

I had a recent road rage incident which involved me flipping off some dude who tried to cut me off at a stop sign. Pretty routine, right? (Especially since, “Horn broke (sic, sic, sic) watch for finger” is not just a bumper sticker but a reality for me). Wrong. It turns out that this is [...]

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Get Thee to the Voter’s Booth!

I voted. Yes, even though I had to rummage up stamps and make the arduous journey to a post office drop box because the ballot was just barely too large to fit into my mailbox drop slot (look at me, I refrained from making a “that’s what she said” joke! Wait…). Oh, the sacrifices I [...]

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It Was So Much Easier to Support the Troops Before Facebook Revealed Them All to Be Whiny Bitches

Dear Members of the U.S. Military, Let me just preface this by saying that I support you. Really, I do. At one point, I even had one of those yellow ribbon magnets on my car. Then it got dirty and stopped sticking so I had to take it off and rather than spend $5 dollars [...]