Browsing the archives for the double entendres tag
After buying Brokeback Mountain and extolling its greatness to my predominantly conservative friends, I somehow found myself frequently required as a token female presence when my heterosexual male friends wanted to watch the film. This, despite my repeated insistence that, no, watching a movie will NOT turn you gay (although it may evoke some latent [...]
(From a Twitter conversation with the ever-delightful @wendiegoneferal) Her: I knew the avacado was a fruit, but I didn’t know it was also a berry! Me: You know, if I were gay, I’d be a fruit and a Barry, too! One of these days I’ll have to tell you guys the story of when I [...]
I hate it when Christians (typically pastors/evangelist types) brag, in that faux-humble, it’s-the-Lord-working-through-me way, about the number of souls they have converted to Christianity. It is disgustingly, inexcusably vulgar, and ends up sounding like statistical analysis in the bedroom: a whole lot of numbers combined with Hallelujahs and Praise Jesuses. (Yes, Lords if you’re into [...]