Browsing the archives for the double entendres tag
No, this is not a post about orgasms, although it could be. I have a confession to make: I have never taken a grammar class. In the sixth grade, I began a grammar workbook, but never finished it. I cannot parse a sentence, unless it’s in Latin, and all the (limited) knowledge I have of [...]
Warning, this will probably be offensive to any readers who are not evil atheists. You have been warned. This morning I educated the Viking on a little Ecclesiastical tradition known as the Paschal greeting: Me (gesturing towards a certain southward appendage standing cheerfully erect): He is risen! Him: What? Me: You’re supposed to say, “He [...]
Today, for reasons that will remain largely undisclosed, I was forced to return 72lbs of sausages to Costco and exchange them for the same amount of sausage of a slightly different variety. I was already 45 minutes later than intended due to various and sundry issues, thus, by the time I reached the returns counter [...]