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LOLGASM

My friend Kelsey posted a link to this website and while the site itself is not really my thing, the banner ads are stupendous. Also the comments.

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Shopping Trip, Guilt Trip… Same Thing

What’s the opposite of a shopaholic? A shopping tee-totaller? Because I am that. I hate it. Loathe it. Despise it, even (among other useful synonyms). I feel physically ill after I spend money. It’s bad. I feel guilty after buying anything, even groceries. I feel the same dirty guilt that my celibate Christian friends must [...]

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How to Cut Me to the Core

Sun Tsu said, Know Thy Enemy (paraphrase alert!), and I’m pretty sure I have mine pegged, so here’s a little cheat-sheet to level the playing field. (I LOVE LISTS!) How to Properly Insult a Megsie 1. Call me a failure. Once a professor wrote, “I know you can do better” on a paper which she [...]

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