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	<description>Charmingly Dysfunctional</description>
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		<title>Eat Your Heart Out, George Berkeley</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 03:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The child is suffering from a glitch in her soundtrack. She asks ad nauseam, &#8220;what&#8217;s that noise? What&#8217;s that noise?&#8221; about every unusual sound she hears, from the tick of a clock to the distant roar of an airplane. We oblige her curiosity and have learned that &#8220;I don&#8217;t know&#8221; is never an acceptable answer. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cleanliness is Next to Godliness, Except When It Has to Move Over for Genocide</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 20:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rant: Have you noticed that whenever a person uses their power to do something terrible, Christians say that person is &#8220;playing God&#8221;? They just tacitly admitted that God is an asshole! I don&#8217;t disagree.]]></description>
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		<title>New Years Blathering</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 07:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my goals for the new year is to blog more. Also, lose weight, which does not fit in with my other goals to watch more TV and eat more icecream. I can do it all, bitches. I&#8217;m going to try a new style of perfunctory, stream-of-consciousness writing which will hopefully allow me to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A is for Alliteration</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 17:09:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This exchange happened one evening while reviewing the alphabet with Little Girl. Using magnetic letters on a board, Little Girl would point to a letter, say its name and I would give an example word. Little Girl (pointing): &#8220;A&#8221;! Me: &#8220;A&#8221; is for &#8220;Apple!&#8221; Little Girl: &#8220;B&#8221;! Me: &#8220;B&#8221; is for &#8220;boat&#8221; and &#8220;banana&#8221; and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Recovering Pedophobe</title>
		<link>http://megsie.com/2011/08/a-recovering-pedophobe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 20:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Much to the befuddlement of my close friends and family, I, Megsie, have recently become a pseudo-mommy to my boyfriend&#8217;s two year old daughter. What is baffling about my new role is how much I&#8217;m actually enjoying it. Suddenly I&#8217;ve gone from that girl who makes jokes about abortion-clinics-as-amusement-parks (seriously, my &#8220;whack-a-mole-placenta-slip-n-slide&#8221; idea is worth [...]]]></description>
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