Browsing the archives for the Pondering category
Sun Tsu said, Know Thy Enemy (paraphrase alert!), and I’m pretty sure I have mine pegged, so here’s a little cheat-sheet to level the playing field. (I LOVE LISTS!) How to Properly Insult a Megsie 1. Call me a failure. Once a professor wrote, “I know you can do better” on a paper which she [...]
To refer to the new year simply as “eleven” and refuse to clarify. To use emoticons in speech: “I’m sorry your mom died. Colon, opening parenthesis.” Or, “wanna make a baby, baby? Semicolon, closing parenthesis”. To not use air-quotes — except when mocking others. To redefine my persona from Raging Bitch to Refined Bitch. Pass [...]
Some thoughtful gifts for the Conservative Christian couple in your life whose journey on the straight and narrow has just come to an unexpected u-turn.