Browsing the archives for the Pondering category
I’d like to set the record straight for the good people of Westboro Baptist Church (you know, the ever-delightful God Hates Fags folks). They seem to be somewhat remiss in their understanding of the Almighty’s personal tastes. I have therefore taken the liberty of creating The Comprehensive List of Everything God Really Hates: God hates [...]
Note: I spent the majority of my life (pre-Internet) without having any concept of sex and without ever having heard the word “sex” (or any euphemism thereof) uttered from the lips of my ultra-conservative parents; in fact, it wasn’t until my early teenage years that I finally realised the monkeys weren’t actually “wrestling” as my [...]
1. “Congrats” (or worse, “grats”). It’s NOT the thought that counts when you can’t even be bothered to spell out the word. 2. “Y’all” and “all y’all” ESPECIALLY atrocious when the former is used to refer to just one person. Please secede, Texas. I really thought electing a black president would push you over the [...]