Browsing the archives for the Missives to the Misguided category
A man [...] is the image and glory of God; but woman is the glory of man. 1 Corinthians 11:7 Dear Desperate Single Christian Man, I know you are wondering, probably even this very second, as you stare forlornly into the tube sock you know you should not masturbate into (Jesus is watching you!), when [...]
Dear Members of the U.S. Military, Let me just preface this by saying that I support you. Really, I do. At one point, I even had one of those yellow ribbon magnets on my car. Then it got dirty and stopped sticking so I had to take it off and rather than spend $5 dollars [...]
Dear Semi-Literate English-Speaking Public: Please refrain from inflicting your pathetic linguistic gyrations on the rest of humanity. If you are too lazy to learn to write in an intelligent (or even intelligible) fashion, yet you still insist on exercising your right to free speech (even though you sound like a lobotomised monkey), please do not [...]