Browsing the archives for the Conversing category
Warning, this will probably be offensive to any readers who are not evil atheists. You have been warned. This morning I educated the Viking on a little Ecclesiastical tradition known as the Paschal greeting: Me (gesturing towards a certain southward appendage standing cheerfully erect): He is risen! Him: What? Me: You’re supposed to say, “He [...]
Him: “He lives by the principle, ‘keep your friends close and your enemies closer.’ I’m not like that. I prefer to live by the principle of…” Me: “Fuck off and die?” Him: “I was just going to say that!” This is love.
After spending nearly two weeks freaking out about an infection that would not go away, and exhausting all the (very limited) means available to my unemployed, uninsured self, I finally decided that I needed to go get help/advice from my aunt and my uncle (who is a doctor). Me to my aunt (after explaining my [...]