Joined By Mutual Misanthropy

Him: “He lives by the principle, ‘keep your friends close and your enemies closer.’ I’m not like that. I prefer to live by the principle of…”

Me: “Fuck off and die?”

Him: “I was just going to say that!”

This is love.

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