After spending nearly two weeks freaking out about an infection that would not go away, and exhausting all the (very limited) means available to my unemployed, uninsured self, I finally decided that I needed to go get help/advice from my aunt and my uncle (who is a doctor).
Me to my aunt (after explaining my symptoms): So, I’m really not sure what to do right now.
My aunt: I see. You know, wouldn’t it be great if you knew someone who you could ask for medical advice? If only you knew a doctor…
Me: Uh, right…
I now have medication. I’m glad I have people who like me.