Driving with my aunt today, listening to a commercial on the radio:
Her: Wow, I think they just lost their target audience. That commercial was way too long to hold the attention span of anyone who has adult-onset ADHD.
Me: Sorry, what? I wasn’t paying attention…
After personality testing this year, I was informed that I have the attention span of a gnat.
Ha ha ha! That’s awesome! I say that it’s economical to save your attention for only that which deserves it.
When you get that job,after other frivolous purchases, you may find you have enough left over cash to pay attention.
It’s both a terrible joke and references a future post violating many rules – of both a social and time-continuum nature. I shall go hanging my head in shame.