Conversing: Communists at the Dinner Table

Ah, Memorial Day with the family:

(Kyle, sixteen, and Jacob, thirteen, are my cousins)

Jacob: You guys want to hear a funny quote from [some computer game]?

Everyone: Sure!

Jacob: [Imitating a character from the game] “When I gave him some food, he called me a saint. When I asked him why he didn’t have food of his own, he called me a communist!” [Giggling] Get it?

[Long pause, as we try to make sense of this]

Kyle: Huh. I don’t get it.

[The rest of us concur with Kyle]

Jacob: [Dejectedly] Yeah, I didn’t get it either.

3 Comments

  1. Quinn
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 1:18 am | Permalink

    That’s cute.

  2. Posted May 30, 2009 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    I get it. When wealth - which in this case is represented by food - is shared willingly it is a religious virtue. When it is shared begrudgingly it is Socialism…which to those of us with a sharp political mind can easily equate to Communism.

    Basically sharing sucks, don’t do it.

    It would have been a funnier story if Jacob had called you all ignorant dumbasses and refused to explain this “obvious” joke. But that’s just an opinion and this is your truthful blog.

  3. Posted May 31, 2009 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    Ah, yes, I thought that’s what it was, I just didn’t think it was funny. Pithy, sure.

    I suppose it was far too sophisticated for a meal of hamburgers.

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