According to Heather Armstrong of dooce.com everyone (even, or perhaps, ESPECIALLY, those in monogamous, healthy relationships) should have a list of Five Famous People (who they will never actually encounter in real life) who, given the opportunity, they would bang. You can read her blog about it here.
Without further ado, here are my Fame Five Fuckers (subject to change without notice):
1. Seth Meyers, Andy Samberg and Jimmy Fallon
2. Colin Farrell
3. Nick Jonas
4. Hugh Jackman, Hugh Grant and Hugh Laurie
5. Justin Timberlake
I know, I know, I cheated… But really, that’s what this blog is all about: cheating, with immunity.
Who are your Fame Five?
Okay, Nick Jonas? Really, we need to talk about this…
Dude. I just want to steal his purity, I don’t actually think he has any talent. See? It’s all good!
Nick Jonas. I know him well. He’s a total fuck up. Hard core eight ballin rocker type stuff. That nice boy image sells records, makes the benji’s and frees him up for wild nights over at his secret place in Yonkers.
For realz, yo.