Moved 500 miles.
Spent only $30 on gas to drive said 500 miles. (I got upwards of 35MPG the whole trip, how great is that?).
Moved tons of my Grandma’s stuff, so I now have a place to live.
Slept on a couch.
Hit my head at least five times while getting out of the car.
Left the lights on while I went into a store and came back to find my battery dead. This was much less inconvenient when I could call my brothers, rather than sitting in a parking lot for 45 minutes waiting for someone to come back to one of the vehicles parked in my vicinity.
Re-realised that my parents do not communicate like normal people. I don’t either, unfortunately.
Eaten nothing but sandwiches for every single meal.
Started reading The Silmarrillion again. I think I’m in a bad mood, because it seems far more didactic than I remembered. I get it, Tolkien, Illuvatar is Yahweh, Melkor is Satan. I GET IT ALREADY! It will get better once I’m past the first few chapters.
Did I mention I’m sleeping on a couch? Yeah. That kind of sucks, not because the couch is uncomfortable, but because I’m too tall for it. Pity me.
Now I’m filling out applications for jobs so I won’t be broke and homeless in a few weeks.

4 Comments
45 minute wait sucks…
Sorry for the short couch, you can blame all of us short people that buy couches that fit us but no one taller…
I hope you find a job soon!!!
Where the flip is the bed?
Where did you move those 500 miles to? Ha ha ha!
lol
K you are helareous.