How to Unnerve Me

Stare at me through the half-open door while licking your lips. I imagine you’re considering ways to cook and eat human flesh, while I am pondering whether or not the Vatican will investigate the historical veracity of my claim that the AntiChrist has indeed come, and in feline form.

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  1. Quinn says:

    ROFL

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